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26

Aug

tinycatfeet:

me to all of my friends in relationships

tinycatfeet:

me to all of my friends in relationships

kush-for-the-homeless:

reddlr-trees:

When your dealer is also a barista.

best fucking thing ever.

kush-for-the-homeless:

reddlr-trees:

When your dealer is also a barista.

best fucking thing ever.

(Source: lilchive)

(Source: validx2)

Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It’s more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.
Ray Bradbury  (via dieworten)

(Source: infamoussayings)

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

rodaintshit:

To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

(Source: mostlynude)

(Source: master-kief)

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass)

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy:
i hate being poor
grandpa:
were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:
hello naughty children its murder time

(Source: lufttsu)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)